tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15433693876658229652012-02-16T16:13:27.476-08:00Ramblings of a unreasonably annoyed anthropology major. And current news on the world of ass kicking will always find its way in as well.Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.comBlogger691100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-54479037612475708202011-03-13T17:39:00.000-07:002011-03-13T17:42:12.982-07:00

I got a Tumblr blog. I'm pretty sure I'll be sticky with that rather than staying with blogger because I like the interface more.My TumblrRegards,Joe Creason

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abase (v)to humiliate or disgraceUsed in a Sentence: The elementary school teacher abased her students by drawing attention to their physical flaws.The pundits are freaking right about those teachers.Regards,Joe Creason

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I attempted to interview the WBC again at the Oscars. It didn't work out so well and all of a sudden I rain into some 911 Truthers.Regards,Joe Creason

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I've decided to catalog every movie or TV Series that I own. This will be in the similar vein as the bands I've seen post.Hot FuzzIron MonkeySeven SamuraiThe ProtectorGeneration KillSaving Private RyanIndiana Jones 1, 2, 3 and 4MadeAvatar: The Last Airbender Seasons 1, 2 and 3Clerks: The [entire] Animated SeriesAmerican GraffitiThe Big LebowskiDas BootChinatownGoodFellasThe Thin Red LineThe

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According to the Wikipedia article on one of the greatest sports movies of all time:Slap Shot

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The Verizon iPhone came out today and I have been bitching about getting one since August. I'm kind of bummed that I didn't go and sit in a long line like an idiot in order to possibly get one.Nothing exciting has happened. I went to my first metal show and it was pretty much what I expected. Girls at punx shows are wayyyyy cuter.February 15th Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris are debating a

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I never update and making short pithy posts or posts where I simply post a funny image/video/link I usually just end up posting as Facebook status updates. But I'll try harder I swears.I am STILL applying to grad schools (CSULB and CSUN) and once I finish that I'll get back to posting my field journal entries. For now I've just been sleeping in late, playing Zelda and trying to get rid of my

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Well so far I have done NOTHING but play video games and eaten crap since I graduated and dammit does it feel fantastic. I haven't updated in awhile and I figured I should be more on top of a blog I made to discuss my academic exploits especially since I will not be in academia for a little bit.I will make the ultimate Majora's Mask Walkthrough...so awesome that you'll want to watch it for it's

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I applied to get my MA in anthropology (Muggle Studies) at the following schools:CSUNCSULBCSULASFSOfficially I am half-way applied to all those schools, I applied to them on CSUmentor and finished that crap and now I gotta:A) Get letters of recommendation which is becoming kinda annoyingB) Write a statement of purpose/submit a sample of my writingC) Do the GRE and score well because I messed up

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The new Karate Kid movie was actually pretty good. I wish they stuck with the title Kung Fu Kid instead though...I doubt that someone wouldn't have seen it unless it had some association with the original movie...I mean, A Fistful of Dollars was still freaking badass and awesome, they didn't need to name it Yojimbo! (Yes I know that was a long time ago when they made those movies.)Still trying to

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During the high school portion of my identity crisis/classic adolescent attempt to define myself I kept changing screen names...a lot. The following is a list of screen names that I used to use:battyxtom - When it was cool to be into hardcore* and put x's in your name. I don't recall why I made this name, might have been a character I made up for a comic book.BPRD Capt - Reference to

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All the hip atheist bloggers are talking about this survey that was held by the Pew Forum On Religion & Public Life testing American's knowledge on religion. Though I wouldn't say that my blog is primarily about atheism or anything I think this is a good current event topic that I can write about and establish that I am in fact irreligious.In fact, like Douglas Adams, I wouldn't mind being

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Here is a lovely photo of me at FYF 2010. Taken by this person:EmayohI was watching 7 Seconds play...The big orange guy to the right of me I am pretty sure is the big orange guy that was wearing the jean shirt and holding up Tim Bevins in this photo I took long ago, at a Defiance, Ohio show:Good times.Regards,Joe Creason

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7-14-10“Portalosers” *Incomplete entry because some of it is in my hand written journal which I do not have access to atm 090910* I totally dropped the journal ball. As you can see, it has been many days since my last entry [this goes for posting another entry in my blog as well]. But I think it is not too big of a deal because I don’t start digging my own special section until tomorrow. So this

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July 8, 2010“Four Toe” Because a lot of stuff happened to me today I picked tonight to start writing an ‘archeological journal’. I really got here a few days ago on Sunday. This is probably a better time to start this anyways because I know the people a bit more and I won’t just complain about how obnoxious it was to get here via the UK train system [though I did giggle every time I heard the

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Okay so since I have been doing nothing but sleeping, being upset at M. Night Shymalfuck for butchering a wonderful cartoon show and eating high-octane garbage AND attacked by ants I figured with a month left before school I should really try and crap out this journal I was writing.There aren't too many entries but the ones that are there I will supplement with my own biting commentary which will

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Well I came back alive from England. I had fun and met a lot of great ppl and I have a lot of journal entries and photos (plus one really short lame video) to post so score!The bummer is that my computer died while I was there and pretty much half of my entries were hand written. Those entries are probably the most archaeological-themed entries I have too. So I need to rewrite those entries. I

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Right now I am at LAX waiting for my flight to board, which is at 4:30pm. I bought the t-mobile internet-Wi-Fi thing so I am trying to only do internet related stuff in order to get my money's worth. Besides watching Netflix I can't really think of anything else to do so I'll make a blog post.I'll hopefully take a crap load of pictures this time around. And I won't lose my gaddamn CF card with

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I have recently listened to Eugene Mirman's newest Stand-Up album and it is probably the his best album in density of laughage. What I mean by that is all of his albums are great but this one I believe Eugene has finally become the "comedic missile" he has always wished to be.Another wonderful part about this album is that he wrote a radio-theater play with 3 acts and everything! It is

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I won't be redundant, read the title. I have made a rating system: (****)Best band seen live; (***)Great live; (**)Alright/weren't bad live; (*)sucked live.7 Seconds ****A Silver Mt. Zion ***Ampere ***Andrew Jackson Jihad ***Big Freedia ***Billy Idol ***Bomb the Music Industry **Bouncing Souls ***Breather Resist **Bridge and Tunnel **Bullets In (2) ***Calculators (not sure of name)***Cap'n Jazz *

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Everyone has a Tumblr now, I feel left out. However I dislike the fact that they spell 'tumbler' without the 'e'. What are they a Nu-Metal band or something?StaindKornPuddle of MuddLimp BizkitTumblrRegards,Joe Creason

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I am very disappointed in Volkswagen for this commercial:The game ONLY involves slugbugs (VW Beetles). I mean, I was willing to accept the new beetle into the game, but not every single VW car! Volkswagen should be ashamed, they above all other entities, should know the rules for the Slugbug game.What is worse is that when I search the term "slug bug" on the VW website, they send me to this demon

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Fall quarter went meh. I'm thinking of the highlights and all I can think of are the cute girl vs Kirk Cameron video I made that I think I can officially say "went viral" and I got a tooth pulled out, a crown put on, and I actually joined a research project dealie at school.Grade forecast:Archaeology of Warfare: A- to AEarth and Space Sciences: B to B+ to A- but probably a B+Animal Communication:

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I am studying for my ESS 1 (pretty much beginning geology) midterm that I have tomorrow and one of the key terms that I am apparently supposed to know (but don't) is "blocky lava".I just did a google search and the very first result was http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1O13-blockylava.htmlNot a Wikipedia link but a..a-a an Encyclopedia.com link.I think Wikipedia is slacking off. Frankly I think

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I am absurdly into the show "Lost" right now. All I do is watch episodes then look up stuff on Lostpedia and then watch episodes. What I like about Lostpedia is that for every article there is a theories article that includes different people's theories for whatever the original article discussed.I was just reading the theories second for a character on the show named Desmond Hume:"Through time

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I am glad that I do not use the following internet-ized terms:lolu, instead of your, instead of are or I've even seen our replaced with rwutlmaot2ylMaking this list had made me realize that over the years I have been slowly using more and more of these corruptions of words. Here are the ones I do use:brbwtfatmimobcand ppl, which is the newest one.See what happens when I try to update this piece

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This is gonna be a rather quick blog post because several people have been under the impression that I hate all things religious. I'm gonna write this blog to make sure I have something to refer people to who think this about me. I totally went to Costa Rica for 28 days and it was freaking fun as all hell and I met a lot of awesome people. I'll have a hardcore post on that trip soon I swear.OK.

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I'm all alone in my apartment and have nothing to do. Here is a blog up date.I've never really had to worry about employers or my parents or whatever looking at my facebook or blog or my online presence in general.I'm trying to go on this awesome sounding field course and the organization running it is really into having their own group(s) on facebook and communicating with the people who are

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Guess what kids, I fixed my ipod that was broken and never mentioned in this blog. I have decided to join the club of people who believe that you can fix any computer-type thingy buy taking it apart and then put it back together again. It always works.Regards,Joe Creason

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I just realized that with Sam no longer living in our apartment and Robin sleeping over at Lady Powells' I've started kind of talking to myself...Regards,Joe Creason

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Last quarter was my best quarter ever at UCLA:Anthro 186P Cultural Evolution : AAnthro 131 Misc. Topics in Culture : A-Anthro 149A Language and Identity : BESS 116 Paleontology : B-I must admit that _every_single_ grade I ended up with was a shock to me. 186P and 116 I was praying for a C- because I didn't do so well on the midterms. I do not know how I got an A in 186P. I miss semesters because

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I needed to update this piece so here I am.My parents seem to be the only ones who read this besides Alyssa, Alan and this girl named Jesse who I'm pretty sure I know but maybe I don't.So I'm gonna post some photos of my roommates so my parents can know who to go after if I'm found dead or something and this chick I like too.Roommate: Robin, in his natural habitat, Powell library.Roommate:

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I wonder what Richard Dawkins thinks of the film Mission to Mars. Seriously. It's totally panspermia! With Tim Robbins! And Brian De Palma!In other filler blog post news, I was listening to the Loveline episode with Ben Stein in it, and he detailed that he was smoking weed, hash, and popping prescription meds from 1966 to 1988. Maybe this would explain his views towards evolutionary biology? I

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Hey mom and dad, and I guess Alan,I was thinking about how bummed I've been the first two days of class because I have yet to see my favorite crazy fringe cult of personality folk, the LaRouchebags. I'll explain them in a little bit but I should say that at least I was able to have a reasonably decent Ask an atheist tabling day yesterday. As always a lot of people who were excited that there was

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Was totally gay. I wonder if I need to be more cautious with what I say considering my parents are the only ones who read this...seriously they have this bookmarked and everything.I totally called into Atheist Experience and I was nervous like no other cause I'm lame like that. I'm listening to it right now and I'm surprised that I wasn't going um uhh but I kind of sound like Kent Hovind if

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Dear Cute Girl who came up to Ask an atheist last Tuesday,Come back! You were cute. Well I guess we're not doing the ask an atheist thing during the finals...but that just means you need to hang out near the physics building or math sciences or pretty much anywhere I have to stay at studying all day...You knew what Bonobos are, that's hot and bad ass dammit.How's this for a post, eh?Regards,Joe

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I never considered moving to Norway until I saw this.Regards,Joe Creason

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Regards,Joe Creason

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1. So today I got an email from my department telling me that my major was officially changed from an Anthropology BA, to Anthropology BS. So yeah, it feels cool to be a science major officially on paper, and even more so in blog announcement-dom.2. I figured that now is the best time to state what the hell my blog title means and what I want to do with my major, but I don't think I have enough

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Moments ago I went to use the College Library restroom and saw a book resting above one of the sinks on the island of sinks in the middle of the room. That book only had in a neat reddish-orange lined box, HITLER visible.I won't say anymore, I would ruin what I experienced if I did...Regards,Joe Creason

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I just now edited a crapload of photos cause I met someone who is also into photography and it got me thinking about how I never ever take photos ever. And I don't see a reason why I don't still actively do it, I mean I actually do enjoy myself A LOT when I'm taking photos, and I'm always pissed off lately, I need to get that straightened out...Anyways, here are the photos,I moved to an apartment

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I slept probably 30 hours straight starting Friday at 5 or 6 pm and had a lot of weird thoughts/dreams whilst doing so.Because it is hotter than a hot machine on hot day working overtime cause the heater broke, (it was just hot as hell in my lair cause all the heat collects where I live) I probably went crazy during my almost two days of sleep.Well the reason why I chose this as a topic of my

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Regards,Joe Creason

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I might just be sleep-deprived, depressed as all hell, sick, exhausted both mentally and physically, bitter, pissed, annoyed, frustrated, flustered, and absurdly miserable right now and that could be doing the talking here but I have one more final tomorrow before I officially finished a year of schoolin' at UCLA.And it freaking sucked like no other. I haven't used this blog for anything new at

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Is definitely one of my best worthless habits I have chosen to maintain for the following 2 and a half reasons.1. Whilst wearing my Final Fight shirt, I met kate on campus who also enjoys hardcore. UCLA doesn't have kids who listen to hardcore, I think it was against their policy or something and as a transfer I scammed my way in...2. Just yesterday someone said nice shirt to me referring to my

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-23280886821627437622008-05-29T22:48:00.000-07:002008-05-29T23:00:34.869-07:00

Being SingleI complain about this a lot but hopefully I won't fall into that type of post tonight but yeah being single makes me have the ability to not deny the following,I have a crush on every girl. Ever.It's true, it's kind of interesting to think about because this is one of the few times I am aware of the power girls have over me. You it well ladies, don't get cocky and power hungry with

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-22742788365815510892008-05-19T02:06:00.000-07:002008-05-19T02:21:43.549-07:00

Seriously. It has reached the point where I take wayyy too many notes in class and when I study/do homework that my fingers on my right hand hurt like all hell. So pretty much every chance I remember to do so I'm gonna stretch out the fingers, get them little sweatbands, sleeveless t-shirts and maybe even some ipods to listen to while working out...Anyways, Walking up to my dorm I saw a box of

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-8539653356973217722008-05-04T21:02:00.000-07:002008-05-04T21:11:27.551-07:00

I'd get science-ie ones. They're so cool and kind of bizarre. I definitely want an Evolution one or I drew one making fun of Michael Behe's Irreducible Complexity flagella example, I think I'll find that picture and post it...Anyways, all of these I like but I still wouldn't get...maybe the African Sausage tree one.I saw Expelled, Darwin is the reason why everything is wrong with this world. That

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-72622454721626490442008-04-25T20:09:00.000-07:002008-04-25T20:19:14.480-07:00

PZ Myers' blog except for Alan's blog, is probably the only actual blog I read folks.http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/So quickly has he become my favorite skeptic.I will post more, but right now I'm miserable and I refuse to livejournal this blog up know what I'm sayin?Regards,Joe Creason

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Don't worry, the shark was okay.WHAT? I haven't posted in a while I know...can't you see I'm just not driven to put effort in this thing right now?Regards,Joe Creason

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-23061065803829861362008-03-26T10:09:00.000-07:002008-03-26T10:43:28.548-07:00

Before going to work today I was walking up a large outdoor stairway containing a bunch of high school students field-trippin' UCLA. I had a teacher come up to me at the top of the stairway and say to me, "Do you think we can't see your headphones?" He might have said 'I can't see..." I was in fact, wearing my headphones so I didn't hear him too well. He then continued to say, "Oh wait, your not

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My bad,That term is too serious and I only reserve it for the moments that I truly mean them, my bad.So I will not waste any of your time here is a link to the blog that I messed up.In other news, I have no idea what my grades are still, I don't think they'll be fantastic but I see a pattern kinda with my first year at community college, and if I continue on that pattern the next two quarters are

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Well since there were so many fan emails on the subject I figured I would make a post in the time I had at the computer at my job before Deidre comes in, which is three minutes.Darwin Day was a while ago but I need to post more of my photos and such so here are a few ok BASS club photos, Sam, who is the leg of the club. We had a discussion and the reason why he's the leg is because if he were cut

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-9120765651764680902008-03-05T17:10:00.000-08:002008-03-05T17:18:52.169-08:00

Quick updates to let you all know I'm still a live.-still at UCLA-still interested in becoming a primatologist-although I haven't said much on this blog per se, still interested in photography-still interested in math, to the point where I want to teach it to k-12 students whilst going to grad school, which is a bigggggggg maybe still.-still streetI want to update this more, but I obviously will

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Along with discussing the crap I mentioned earlier, I wanna start a collection of the most bad ass real people. I think I shall call the project, "Remembering Bad ass-ness" and it will consist basically postings of articles or military citations etc. detailing someone who is of notable bad ass-calibur.The idea is not clever/original I know, but I feel like my expertise on the field would yield

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-6282237212897740522008-01-09T12:18:00.000-08:002008-01-09T12:53:41.020-08:00

This blog is just me bitching I know I know. I should stop and actually do what I wanted to do in making a new blog, and what is that you ask? Well consider,1. I wanted to have a more professional blog to discuss academic-themed items with regards to my major. I wanted to talk about primatology, anthropology and possible fields within my major that I want to focus on. When I say focus on, I mean

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-23146075433832987672008-01-08T02:07:00.001-08:002011-02-15T19:20:59.827-08:00

I know this could be considered superficial and blah blah blah but bare in mind I'm 21 and a guy. If it were possible to measure cuteness in a numerical fashion, it would hold true that if a girl is wearing flats, they are automatically allotted 10 plus points. To give an example of what I mean, the well-known misconception that one automatically receives X points on their SATs just for correctly

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-76471576747067828112008-01-04T15:45:00.000-08:002008-01-04T15:57:03.095-08:00

I'm excited for Winter Quarter, even though I'm only taking one upper division course. And well, here's my schedule,Paleopathology Anthro. 129QCalc. 1Anthro. 33The classes I'm most excited for are also in the above order. Anthro. 33 doesn't sound interesting to me but yeah, I like all anthropology so maybe it will turn out to be alright. Paleopathology sounded interesting, probably will be and

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-59195831226008605832007-12-26T19:32:00.000-08:002007-12-26T19:37:03.230-08:00

I need to post more frequently, and I need to explain the following:Who the hell I amThe origin of this blog's titleAnd more relevant non-complaining stuff in general.I shall try my darn'dist to do the above three, maybe even one tonight! But until now, look at why monkeys will always be important:Monkeys become deadly menace in Delhi

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-89846454696536075192007-12-14T01:28:00.000-08:002007-12-14T01:36:54.422-08:00

Last night at 12:42 am my brother called me in the middle of a study group to ask the following."Hey Joe.""Yeah?""Dude, are you gay?""Yeah.""Really?""Yeah.""Are you fucking serious?""Yeah.""Really?""Yea--are you drunk?""Yeah but, like does mom and Jon [my step-dad] know about it?""Well Jon knows bu--""No, no, no. Fuck it, I don't care, good for you, being gay, that's what you want to be so yeah,

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-75157018559250456612007-12-11T02:47:00.000-08:002007-12-11T03:17:56.538-08:00

I shall start this post with a topic that has nothing to do with the rest of this post. Douglas Adams kicks ass. I'm cheating and listening to his audiobook of the Hitchhikers' Guide series and it's awesome. I defend my not reading it by arguing that I have finals and a lot of school crap and cannot have lights on past midnight cause my roommate can't sleep with any lights on at all, annnnnd I

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-82848591302763436692007-11-17T18:02:00.001-08:002007-11-17T18:23:57.101-08:00

I just found out through my saga of not doing my homework that the new Indiana Jones movie means that there is going to be a lot of Indy-themed merchandise, aka toys that I wish were around when it was acceptable to still play with toys! I say 'acceptable' because I'll probably go and buy these small little plastic pieces of pure joy.I mean, look!He comes with a gun, a whip, a golden idol, a

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-89403868003935360352007-11-09T12:21:00.000-08:002007-11-09T12:24:50.942-08:00

I was not aware that writer's of "The Office" went on strike, they have a blog with a youtube video that is pretty funny. http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com/2007/11/office-down-for-good.htmlSteve Carell said he could not make it to work due to "enlarged balls." A reason which truly puts him in the tier of most awesome people in the world ever list.regards,Joe Creason

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-3316932525476569462007-11-09T11:46:00.000-08:002007-11-09T12:07:22.940-08:00

1stly,Well I was completely wrong on how well I did on my primate behavior test. I was really really wrong and I can't believe how wrong I was too, and I want to blame the fact that I got the most trivial types of questions wrong and almost all of the short answer/paragraph questions right. It's frustrating to get that stuff right and not the other stuff, I hate the idea that I have to go back

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-5015307856195545752007-11-07T11:47:00.000-08:002007-11-07T11:54:53.064-08:00

Hey kids,Before I talk about how I don't have time to talk about much, I want to make clear that if you did jump to the conclusion that I titled this entry based off of the Monkey News segment spouted by the brilliant Karl Pilkington, then I want to marry you. This is stated with complete awareness of any gender related issues. Seriously.Anyways,First and for what,I need to stop writing this

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-17281506272294934842007-11-05T01:14:00.000-08:002007-11-05T01:30:21.024-08:00

Alright kids,First-son,I need to clean up my act in school, I may look/think I look like I'm always study, but truth is I'm always procrastinating. And what's worse is that I'm not only effectively not getting any work done, I'm also messing up in school, not hanging out with people enough and making myself miserable. I need to learn how to better optimize my time, especially if I still don't

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-41020488535881306392007-11-02T16:15:00.000-07:002007-11-02T16:23:40.813-07:00

Hey kids,Firstege,Chemistry kicked my ass. I did not finish it at all, and I ran out of time and I 100% failed it, I need to see if there is any possible chance of passing the class with dying on the midterm and getting a decent final grade because we only have those two tests and these stupid online quizzes. AUUGH.After consulting the grading procedure for the class there might be hope, But I

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-60259951094408585072007-11-02T11:28:00.000-07:002007-11-02T11:49:43.730-07:00

Hey kids,Firstly, I totally destroyed my Primate Behavior quiz that I had at ten this morning and it was the greatest feeling ever. It was as if I kicked it's ass, I took no crap from that thing and it was the coolest thing ever. I knew every single topic on it and knew each answer, hopefully I articulated the correct responses to each question, though. The problem with evolutionary subject

Joe Creasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04749910307063753283noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1543369387665822965.post-78773168841586565042007-11-01T16:30:00.000-07:002010-09-24T21:14:55.920-07:00

Hey kids,I suppose this will be very brief in that I have to go twenty minutes early to a review for my chem. midterm if I am to get a seat. But yeah, this will be my official blog, as in, the blog where I talk about the interests and items that truly are important to me which consist of anthropology, evolution, science education and misanthropy. I will comment about the last interest in detail

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