Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Update, plugging and my parents

I needed to update this piece so here I am.

My parents seem to be the only ones who read this besides Alyssa, Alan and this girl named Jesse who I'm pretty sure I know but maybe I don't.

So I'm gonna post some photos of my roommates so my parents can know who to go after if I'm found dead or something and this chick I like too.
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Roommate: Robin, in his natural habitat, Powell library.
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Roommate: Sam
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Chick I'm kinda into: Ariel
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Me doing my Dennis the Menace impersonation and wearing my favorite shirt.

Oh and I got glasses, they're totally hip.
Regards,
Joe Creason

Saturday, January 10, 2009

I wonder...

I wonder what Richard Dawkins thinks of the film Mission to Mars. Seriously. It's totally panspermia! With Tim Robbins! And Brian De Palma!

In other filler blog post news, I was listening to the Loveline episode with Ben Stein in it, and he detailed that he was smoking weed, hash, and popping prescription meds from 1966 to 1988. Maybe this would explain his views towards evolutionary biology? I don't think this completely excuses him, but--no no, I won't make a clear eyes commercial joke. It's been done.

Oh and I'm president of BASS now. I would plug our blog, but it's down right now. Off to a good start.

Regards,
Joe Creason

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Yes, I still love talking to crazies.

Hey mom and dad, and I guess Alan,

I was thinking about how bummed I've been the first two days of class because I have yet to see my favorite crazy fringe cult of personality folk, the LaRouchebags. I'll explain them in a little bit but I should say that at least I was able to have a reasonably decent Ask an atheist tabling day yesterday.

As always a lot of people who were excited that there was a club that catered to their worldviews and blah blah blah--no one wanted to come up and argue. I know that that should be considered a good thing, but I've said it before and I'll say it again, I just like arguing with folk. But the closest I got to in an argument was this elderly black man who came up and asked me (I'm a little fuzzy on the first few questions)a couple of questions and here's my recollection of the ordeal:

EBM: Do you guys hate religion?
Me: No, of course not, why should we?
EBM: Because it's the exact opposite of atheism.
Me: Well I would disagree, I mean, I think religion can do a lot of good, I've got nothing against that--of course I'm against the bad things that religion and its followers do but really--like ok, do you accept evolution?
EBM: Yes.
Me: Do you fell that homosexuals have the right to marry?
EBM: Yes.
Me: Do you think the Earth is 10,000 years old?
EBM: It's 6,000 years, yes.
Me: All those things accept for the age of the Earth part are all I need to be concerned about reall--
EBM: I'm just pulling your leg, I'm a communist.
at this point we were all talking about once and he said something like I just came over here to test you guys and mess with you and I asked,
Me: Oh, how did I do?
EBM: Ehhh you need to strengthen your arguments a little more it comes off as too [I can't remember what he said here]
Me: Well I meant all the things I said, if you're down with evolution, separation of church and state, not supporting the literal truth of the bible--which I would be no bs on, if we continued.

Then it kind of fizzled out and he went back to the communist table that was set up a little up bruinwalk. The reds love us cause of the irreligious and secular aspect and they all seem nice but I generally try to distant our club from there's cause yeah Marxism has flaws, but mostly because I don't want BASS to be anything else but nonpartisan. But what was cool about that whole thing was that Alan told me that he thought I handled him really well, and that I was articulate and had an answer for every thing he threw at me. And Alan is someone who's opinion I totally respect even though I think he's way too nice towards me, haha.

Regardless, I can only agree that I have improved a certain amount by putting myself into these situations but I know I still got a lot of work ahead of me. I think that the LaRouchebags can help some of that and I've decided to make a more detailed post about them later on. Far now though here are some quick things and links about them:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Views_of_Lyndon_LaRouche

They want to turn the Sahara Desert in fields of crops
Think that Newton was a fraud and stole every thing from Kepler
They worship Kepler so much that they took his work on harmonics and concluded that they should sing as choirs. At our schools. With chorus lines found in their songs like, "he is a nazi" repeated 5 times.

And one of them has accused me of being a protectionist
Another called me a Malthusian
And another called me a Tory because I didn't want to help take down the British empire....

What?

Regards,
Joe Creason

Monday, December 29, 2008

My Last Post

Was totally gay. I wonder if I need to be more cautious with what I say considering my parents are the only ones who read this...seriously they have this bookmarked and everything.

I totally called into Atheist Experience and I was nervous like no other cause I'm lame like that. I'm listening to it right now and I'm surprised that I wasn't going um uhh but I kind of sound like Kent Hovind if anyone's been so lucky to hear his voice. Here's a link to the MP3 I'm on the very last six minutes, kinda. Pretty much I'm surprised I didn't sound as nervous and incoherent as I felt but I definitely need to work on clarity and speaking faster. The clarity part would have gotten more productive feedback with respect to Matt's response because I think he misinterpreted my question. However that was not his fault at all and I shoulda just called in earlier.

I'm thinking of calling into some creationists radio shows tomorrow, I've decided that I need to kind of throw myself into the arguing fire and attempting to out-argue people who essentially get paid to defend their convictions looks to be the perfect flames to jump into.

Plus I can hear recordings of myself after the fact and hopefully better myself not only in arguing but being able to assert a concise and coherent position in a setting which has me under pressure...

I think I'll end this hear cause I need to look up what's up with these creationist shows.

Regards,
Joe Creason

Monday, December 8, 2008

Dear Cute Girl who came up to Ask an atheist last Tuesday,

Come back! You were cute. Well I guess we're not doing the ask an atheist thing during the finals...but that just means you need to hang out near the physics building or math sciences or pretty much anywhere I have to stay at studying all day...

You knew what Bonobos are, that's hot and bad ass dammit.

How's this for a post, eh?

Regards,
Joe Creason

Thursday, September 4, 2008

This is worth another post


I never considered moving to Norway until I saw this.
Regards,
Joe Creason

We all saw this coming



Regards,
Joe Creason

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Officially a Science Major

1. So today I got an email from my department telling me that my major was officially changed from an Anthropology BA, to Anthropology BS. So yeah, it feels cool to be a science major officially on paper, and even more so in blog announcement-dom.

2. I figured that now is the best time to state what the hell my blog title means and what I want to do with my major, but I don't think I have enough time at the moment. I will give a brief summary and elaborate later.

3. I want to study primatology and or paleoanthropology. The two are complimentary of course since both have primates no matter what, in there as a proxy. But specific to my blog title, I want to study Red Colobus Monkeys.

4. Here is a wikipedia article on the Western RC, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Red_Colobus

5. More later!
Regards,
Joe Creason

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Dropping a Duece with Adolf

Moments ago I went to use the College Library restroom and saw a book resting above one of the sinks on the island of sinks in the middle of the room. That book only had in a neat reddish-orange lined box, HITLER visible.

I won't say anymore, I would ruin what I experienced if I did...

Regards,
Joe Creason

Friday, July 4, 2008

Man, you seriously....have a nice camera.

I just now edited a crapload of photos cause I met someone who is also into photography and it got me thinking about how I never ever take photos ever. And I don't see a reason why I don't still actively do it, I mean I actually do enjoy myself A LOT when I'm taking photos, and I'm always pissed off lately, I need to get that straightened out...

Anyways, here are the photos,
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I moved to an apartment right across from a cemetery, the view is, to die for.*

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Wildlife shot. No serious, this was captured in the wild, it wasn't behind a fence or nothing!

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If you want to be pc, and don't want to offend your underwater dwelling chums, you'd be hip to refer to them as Sea Jellies. Not Jelly Fish, those went extinct years ago.

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I'm not fully satisfied with the editing job I did on this one. So yeah, I am aware of it jerks!
Also it should be noted that this child was one of the few kids at the aquarium that Sam did not postulate as becoming some violent dictator when reaching adulthood.

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Mike my first roommate here at UCLA doing a pretty good impression of me with a camera. I think this is the first time I'm no-bs saying it but the guy was the most annoying jerk to have as a roommate, auugh, UCLA really decided to pick every idea I had about going to a university and totally turn it into some backwards horrible reality that I now have to go through.

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I like how cheesy this photo is.

I have more photos posted on my flickr but I figure I'll end with a photo of not one of my greatest moments. Why you ask? Well I answer such a question by first stating, dude calm down, I'm being facetious, God. But also it's rare that you get restrained by the Dark Knight and even rarer that you have a photo of such experience!
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*I think you should be ashamed of yourself if you didn't find that to be a killer joke.
Regards,
Joe Creason